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Trump’s Policies and Governance Will Now Be Dictated By AI Images
The White House has defended President Donald Trump’s latest late-night Truth Social posting spree after ...
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OpenAI Orders AI To Stop Talking About Goblins Like It’s A Completely Normal Request
In a decisive move to restore public confidence in artificial intelligence—and, reportedly, basic conversational sanity—OpenAI ...
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Trump Assures King Visit Is Safe, Says Assassination Attempts Are “Mostly Just for Show”
Former president Donald Trump has reportedly moved to reassure King Charles III ahead of his ...
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Starmer defends political fallout at PMQs: “I don’t know anyone called Peter Mandelson”
Sir Keir Starmer has insisted he has “no recollection whatsoever” of ever encountering a man ...
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After move to Italy, woman is shocked to discover it’s full of Italians
In a shocking twist that has sent ripples through the international community of People Who ...
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Trump AI Jesus Post Leaves Public Unsure About Second Coming
Millions of Americans spent several confused minutes this week attempting to determine whether an AI ...
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Trump Expands Presidential Ambitions With New Campaign to “Make Venezuela Fluent Again”
In a development that has alarmed constitutional lawyers and language teachers, Donald Trump has unveiled ...
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The Post-Brexit Marmalade Betrayal
In a week apparently running low on genuine calamity, Westminster has heroically located one: the ...
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Artemis mission to boldly relocate Earth’s problems 384,400 km away
The long-anticipated Artemis moon launch has prompted concern among several interplanetary bodies, who have warned ...
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Trump Declares UK Aircraft Carriers “Cute Little Boats,” UK Navy Politely Pretends Not to Hear
In a moment of geopolitical diplomacy that can only be described as boldly unhelpful, President ...
