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Police Chief Reassures That AI ‘Plays No Role’ In Policing During Speech Delivered As Flickering Blue Hologram
Police Chief Alex Murphy has tried to reassure that Artificial Intelligence plays any role in ...
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England and Wales Panic As Drink-Drive Limit Cut – Despite Scotland Continuing To Exist And Drink
Britain has been gripped by widespread confusion, disbelief and several hastily-written opinion columns after the ...
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US National Security Plan: Seizing Oil, Kidnapping, and Collecting Icebergs
President Donald JTrump has reportedly updated America’s foreign policy to a simple guideline: “Everywhere. Go ...
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Right-Wing Shocked to Discover NHS Still Functioning Despite Being Run Almost Entirely by “Foreigners”
Far-right commentators across the country issued urgent “wake-up calls” this week after learning that nearly ...
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Experts Confirm ‘Narcissistic Sociopath’ No Longer Sufficient Descriptor After Trump Uses Homicide to Flatter Own Presidency
In what experts are calling the most self-absorbed presidential press release since the time someone ...
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Putin Reveals New List of Countries to Target After Intense, High-Level Dart Game on Kremlin Wall Map
Declaring it “the most scientifically accurate military strategy Russia has conceived since that time someone ...
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Retailers launch Trillionaire’s Tuesday to follow Black Friday
Following the frenzy of Black Friday and Cyber Monday, retailers are pleased to announce the ...
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Union Flag Exhibition Cancelled After Officials Realize Flags Are, In Fact, Flag-Shaped
In a decisive effort to safeguard the public from dangerous implications of rectangular fabric, Brighton ...
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Home Depot Apologises After $58 Plastic Applique Accidentally Becomes Official White House Architectural Style
President Donald Trump has angrily dismissed rumours that the new golden flourishes in the Oval ...
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Trump Threatens to Sue BBC for $1 Billion Over ‘Misleading Claims’
Donald Trump has announced plans to sue the BBC for $1 billion, accusing the broadcaster ...
