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Trump Expands Presidential Ambitions With New Campaign to “Make Venezuela Fluent Again”
In a development that has alarmed constitutional lawyers and language teachers, Donald Trump has unveiled ...
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The Post-Brexit Marmalade Betrayal
In a week apparently running low on genuine calamity, Westminster has heroically located one: the ...
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Artemis mission to boldly relocate Earth’s problems 384,400 km away
The long-anticipated Artemis moon launch has prompted concern among several interplanetary bodies, who have warned ...
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Trump Declares UK Aircraft Carriers “Cute Little Boats,” UK Navy Politely Pretends Not to Hear
In a moment of geopolitical diplomacy that can only be described as boldly unhelpful, President ...
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Parliament Observes Moment of Silence Mourning Owner of OnlyFans – Followed by Clearing Browser Histories
The United Kingdom has entered an official period of subdued confusion following the death of ...
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Manosphere Influencers Explain Women Are The Problem, Then Check If Mum’s Made Dinner
There is a particular genre of man currently flourishing online, and in Inside the Manosphere, ...
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Starmer Says UK Not At War with Iran, Just ‘Strategically Close’ To It
The Government has moved to reassure the public that Britain is absolutely not involved in ...
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Prince Andrew’s arrest unleashes dangerous ideology of consequences
Lawyers for Andrew Mountbatten‑Windsor are warning of a “dangerous precedent” in British justice: namely, that ...
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Capitalism’s favourite sport-for-consumerism is over for another year
Another year, another triumphant conclusion to the world’s slowest sporting event that insists it’s actually ...
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“With Hindsight, Mandelson’s Red Flags Were Actually Red,” says Starmer
Prime Minister Keir Starmer has insisted that there was “absolutely no way of knowing” that ...
