Trump’s Policies and Governance Will Now Be Dictated By AI Images

The White House has defended President Donald Trump’s latest late-night Truth Social posting spree after the President spent almost an hour uploading AI-generated fever dreams depicting himself as everything from a poolside emperor to an Uno card world champion.

The barrage began shortly after 11 p.m., when Trump posted an image of himself reclining shirtless in the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool on a gold inflatable lounger alongside JD Vance and several visibly Photoshopped Cabinet officials.

Sources say aides initially assumed the President had suffered a psychotic break, before receiving a memo dictating that this was “the new communications strategy”.

Over the next half an hour, Trump posted at a rate normally associated with newly-divorced men discovering their ex-wife’s Facebook after three whiskies.

Images included Trump on Mount Rushmore, Trump with King Charles, Trump holding only Wild Cards in Uno, and several increasingly erotic renderings of a renovated reflecting pool in “American Flag Blue”.

At one point, Trump uploaded a blurry image of algae labelled “Hussein Obama”, followed by, “This is what our Country was before and after TRUMP.” 

Digital strategists say the posts reflect the modern evolution of political messaging, in which world leaders no longer require coherent ideology, merely access to image-generation software and the emotional regulation of a Labrador left alone during fireworks.

By midnight, insiders confirmed Trump had moved on to prompting an AI app with the phrase: “Pope Trump riding bald eagle through Gaza — cinematic lighting.”

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