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Trump Builds the Most Modest Room Ever, Leaving Melania Homeless
Declaring it “the most beautiful ballroom ever built,” Donald Trump has announced plans to name ...
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Louvre Heist Sends Mona Lisa and Friends Into Existential Panic
In what authorities are calling “the most polite robbery in history,” thieves waltzed into the ...
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Princess Heroically Discovers That Staring at Your Phone While Ignoring Your Family Is Bad
In a groundbreaking revelation that scientists are calling “incredibly obvious”, the Princess of Wales, has ...
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Taylor Swift Drops Album Allowing Fans Finally Hear What Others Have Hated All Along
Taylor Swift’s new album has been described as “so many feelings, none of them coherent” ...
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Nation linking autism to paracetamol still baffled by link between not having healthcare and dying
The United States has once again flexed its world-leading capacity for medical insight by deciding ...
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Patriotic Rioters Heroically Attack Police to Save Britain From Migrants
London was treated to a fine display of “plastic patriotism” this weekend as thousands of ...
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Silicon Valley Billionaires Compete in Trump Flattery Olympics
The State Dining Room looked less like a seat of power and more like a ...
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British patriots accidentally declare themselves the New Denmark
Residents of Hereford have made headlines after attempting to daub a St George’s Cross on ...
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Trump brings Ukraine closer to peace by ensuring there’s absolutely no chance of peace
Donald Trump has once again proved his unrivalled skill as a negotiator by taking Ukraine ...
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China’s Next Foreign Minister “On Extended Holiday” After Totally-Not-Political Detention
According to China’s non-propaganda outlet People’s Truth Daily, Liu Jianchao — the Chinese diplomat widely ...
