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Trump Promises to Tackle White House Security Breach—Right After Finishing His Golf Game
Donald Trump has assured the American people that he will definitely address the “massive” White ...
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Delayed Heathrow Passengers Now Considered Permanent Residents
Chaos erupted at Heathrow Airport as yet another wave of flight delays left passengers stranded ...
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Nobody watches Meghan Markle’s new Netflix show out of respect for her privacy
Millions of people have chosen to honor Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s well-documented plea for ...
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Unknown fireball spotted in the sky, scaring nation
An unidentified burning orb has been spotted hovering ominously over the United Kingdom. Panic has ...
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Not (not) the News: February’s Flop Stories
February’s top stories that may or may not have happened, written as they should’ve been. ...
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Teenagers defeat Time itself after not being able to read it
In a groundbreaking victory against the tyranny of ticking hands, schools have begun removing analogue ...
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Starmer faces PMQs alone after suspending entire party
Sir Keir Starmer found himself sitting alone at PMQs this morning after suspending every other ...
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World tunes in to Superb Owl only to find men playing not-actually-rugby
As millions across the globe tuned in on Sunday expecting an avian spectacle of epic ...
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Trump’s “Gaza Takeover” Plan Unveiled After Skyscraper Blueprint Falls Out of His Pocket
President Donald Trump, never one to shy away from grandiose real estate ambitions, has reportedly ...
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Not (not) the News: January’s Flop Stories
January’s top stories that may or may not have happened, written as they should’ve been. ...
