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British patriots accidentally declare themselves the New Denmark
Residents of Hereford have made headlines after attempting to daub a St George’s Cross on ...
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Trump brings Ukraine closer to peace by ensuring there’s absolutely no chance of peace
Donald Trump has once again proved his unrivalled skill as a negotiator by taking Ukraine ...
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China’s Next Foreign Minister “On Extended Holiday” After Totally-Not-Political Detention
According to China’s non-propaganda outlet People’s Truth Daily, Liu Jianchao — the Chinese diplomat widely ...
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Following confusion, Jeremy Corbyn pressured into naming new party “Definitely Not Labour”
In a move that has baffled political commentators and delighted Twitter comedians, Jeremy Corbyn has ...
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Corbyn and Sultana’s New Party Faces Identity Crisis – Already
In an inspiring start to what may or may not be the UK’s next major ...
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Farage to slash crime by legalising racism
In a bold new strategy to tackle Britain’s crime statistics, Nigel Farage has pledged to ...
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Trump Crowns Himself World Leader with Stolen Chelsea Cup
In an unexpected twist following Chelsea’s latest trophy win — which, to be clear, was ...
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Summer strike season returns as Europe decides it wants a holiday too
Summer is here, the sun is (allegedly) out in Britain, and half the country is ...
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Israel Urges World to Stop Others From Doing Exactly What Israel Does
In an urgent plea this week, Israel called on the entire international community to take ...
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Putin Accused of Plotting to Block the Sun, Prompting UK to Panic Over Losing Its 14 Minutes of Annual Sunshine
UK ministers have launched an urgent investigation into fears that Vladimir Putin could be plotting ...