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Front page exclusive: two people buy a holiday home
In earth-shattering, stop-the-presses news that you definitely needed to know, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle ...
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Youth mobility scheme faces immobility
In his latest appearance, Prime Minister Starmer strode towards Brussels, seemingly prepared for a showdown, ...
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Not (not) the News: September’s Flop Stories
September’s top stories that may or may not have happened, written as they should’ve been. ...
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Keir Starmer unexpectedly takes on new role as Gregg’s Ambassador
Starmer, who strives to present himself as a serious and calculated leader, found himself unleashing ...
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Farage Declares Reform UK is Not for Bigots, Just “Professional” Extremists
In a turn of events that can only be described as a masterclass in irony, ...
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Instead of turning up the heating, turn up your right-wing outrage
In another case of “it’s always the other party’s fault”, Keir Starmer has unveiled a novel ...
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Not (not) the News: August’s Flop Stories
August’s top stories that may or may not have happened, written as they should’ve been. ...
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Nation left shocked that two people on reality TV didn’t find true love
The nation has been left shocked after Love Island star Molly-Mae Hague announced her split ...
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Riots or terrible tourism? Foreign countries issue travel warning to England
In a shocking turn of events, several foreign countries have issued travel warnings for England, ...
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Farage urges public to stop linking him with far-right ideologies
Nigel Farage has firmly demanded that people immediately stop referring to the nationwide anti-immigrant far-right ...
