By Raina Greene
Not (not) the News: September’s Flop Stories
September’s top stories that may or may not have happened, written as they should’ve been.
French Winemakers Forced to Admit: “Our Wine Pairs Best with Despair
India’s Lunar Base: Aiming for the Moon, but Still Stuck in Traffic on the Way
Royal Family Goes Green: Announces Plan to Recycle Tiara Trends from the 1800s
Labour Promises New Britain—Details Reveal It’s Made Entirely of IKEA Flatpacks
AI to Fix NHS Waiting Lists—Patients Can Now Die Virtually Before Seeing a Doctor
