By Beverly Kern
Not (not) the News: June’s Flop Stories
June’s top stories that may or may not have happened, written as they should’ve been.
Government’s Latest Plan to Fight Inflation: Ask Everyone to Stop Buying Things
Brits Confused by Giant Yellow Ball in the Sky: ‘Is This Global Warming or Just Summer?’
Mayor’s New Carbon-Neutral Plan for London: Just Hold Your Breath When Crossing the Street
Tech Giants Pledge to Fight Misinformation: Start by Correcting All Their Own Old Press Releases
Hospitals Report Staff Shortages: Patients Now Required to Self-Diagnose and Perform Own Surgeries
Space Force to Monitor Climate Change: Because the Best Place to Fight Earth’s Problems is in Space
