Trump’s “Gaza Takeover” Plan Unveiled After Skyscraper Blueprint Falls Out of His Pocket

President Donald Trump, never one to shy away from grandiose real estate ambitions, has reportedly set his sights on the Gaza Strip, proposing to transform it into a luxury beachfront paradise. His plan, however, was inadvertently revealed when a glossy, gold-embossed skyscraper design tumbled out of his pocket during a high-level briefing.

Witnesses say Trump attempted to discreetly kick the blueprint under the table, but not before reporters caught a glimpse of what appeared to be a towering hotel labeled “Trump Gaza: The Riviera of the Middle East”.

Trump’s latest venture, which includes forcibly removing Palestinians from their homes to make way for his new development, has sparked outrage across the globe. But according to sources close to the former president, this isn’t even his most ambitious territorial grab.

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• Greenland Grab 2.0 – Trump’s long-standing dream of purchasing Greenland resurfaces every few months, despite Denmark’s repeated insistence that it is not for sale.
• Gaza Goes Gold – The latest addition to his wish list, where Trump envisions a skyline of gold-plated hotels, luxury casinos, and an 18-hole golf course designed by himself.
• The “Trump Moon” Colony – A rumored Space Force proposal that allegedly included a casino resort on the lunar surface, complete with VIP suites for billionaires looking to escape Earth’s tax laws.
• Annexing Canada (“Just the Good Parts”) – Reports suggest Trump once asked if the U.S. could absorb Canada, “but only the parts with oil and hockey”.

Despite years of railing against so-called “foreign interference”, Trump has no qualms about reshaping the world map to fit his real estate portfolio. His supporters, of course, are already hailing the Gaza plan as a “brilliant business move”. Critics, on the other hand, are pointing out the glaring ethical and legal issues of evicting an entire population to make room for a beachfront resort.

When asked about the humanitarian crisis this would cause, Trump simply shrugged. “People are talking about how I make the best beachfront properties. This one? Gonna be tremendous.”

At press time, aides were seen hastily gathering additional blueprints from Mar-a-Lago, including designs labeled “Trump Taj Mahal 2: Now with More Gold” and “Alaska Tower – Just in Case Putin Backs Out”.