Not (not) the News: April’s Flop Stories

April’s top stories that may or may not have happened, written as they should’ve been.

London’s Public Transport Gets AI: Now Trains Will Be Late in a More Intelligent Way

UK Economy ‘Improves’: People Now Buying Things They Don’t Need with Money They Don’t Have

Work-Life Balance Decline: Employees Now Perfectly Balancing Stress with More Stress

Australia’s New Conservation Project: Ensuring Koalas Can Continue to Nap in Peace While Everything Else Burns

That’s all folks!