Trump AI Jesus Post Leaves Public Unsure About Second Coming

Millions of Americans spent several confused minutes this week attempting to determine whether an AI image posted by Donald Trump – depicting himself glowing and healing the sick – was meant as satire, symbolism, or a Presidential update to the New Testament.

The image, widely agreed to resemble Jesus “but with stronger branding,” was quickly deleted after supporters responded with rarely utilised outrage.

Trump later clarified he was portraying “a doctor,” a statement which initially reassured no one since the image itself did not reflect any known medical profession, or any known profession.

Members of the White House press team said the image was eventually categorized as “either a misunderstanding” rather than “a development in governance,” though officials declined to be more specific.

At press time, Pope Leo XIV had gently reminded the faithful that humility remains a core Christian virtue, and does not usually involve divine filter effects.

Donald Trump recently began directing fresh criticism towards the Pope, describing him as “terrible at foreign policy” and “not understanding what is going on at all.”