Parliament Observes Moment of Silence Mourning Owner of OnlyFans – Followed by Clearing Browser Histories

The United Kingdom has entered an official period of subdued confusion following the death of onlyFans owner, Leonid Radvinsky.

“I’ve always said he was a visionary,” said one mourner outside Parliament, scrolling furiously through a Wikipedia page. “Not many people have the courage to… monetise… whatever it is people are doing on there.”

Government officials were quick to emphasise the cultural significance of the loss. “This is a man who transformed the digital economy,” said a spokesperson for Number 10. “And also, we are told, the economy economy.”

In a rare show of unity, MPs from across the political spectrum agreed that the deceased had “changed the internet forever”, although several admitted privately they were “still not entirely clear how it works, but in a respectful way”.

At press time, plans were underway for a commemorative documentary, provisionally titled The Man Behind The Thing You Definitely Don’t Use, expected to be watched secretly by millions.