Woman goes to supermarket with money and bought things

Recently a woman threw herself into the Narnian mystery of Lidl’s middle aisle of possibility, and spent 20 sheets on things she never knew she needed and now has no place to put.  

At first, she struggled with the temptation of a single slow cooker, which would have wiped away the budget.  

But the magic of roasting trays came to the rescue and fully restored reason, along with:  

• Baby bibs 
• Sponges 
• A rugby ball
• Pens 
• A storage basket

The surreal experience of being able to buy such unreasonable items at a reasonable price in a shop that is designed to provide you with items you need is virtually unheard of, and nothing short of a random stroke of luck.