World stunned as woman buys dinner while visiting her boyfriend

A woman visited her boyfriend in Australia, ordered some food in an Italian restaurant, and generously tipped her waiter.

Except this woman was Kim Kardashian, and while nobody can actually tell anyone what the hell the Kardashians are even famous for, apparently, it’s worth wasting internet space and writing nearly 500 words about.

In a completely unsurprising selection, Kim ordered salads, bruschetta, pizzas, and, you know, other Italian foods for herself and her team since it was, you know, an Italian restaurant.

Say what you want about the Kardashians, but the love-hate consensus nonetheless continues to fuel a media fascination that nobody can describe, justify or even understand at this point.

Is this a revelation because until now, nobody realised she is a human being who eats food? And she can in fact order the correct cuisine in the correctly associated establishment while the rest of us are doing it wrong? Is this how we should be ordering things? Much like the Kardashians themselves, can someone please tell us the point?!

Either way, for whatever reason, this is something the media is fascinated by and feels the need to write about – adding to the growing list of reasons to stay the hell off the internet.

Maybe newspapers are trying to remain relevant by completely missing the point of what the public want, instead publishing content that absolutely nobody cares about as if it’s a reverse psychological genius plan. I can’t help but wonder what didn’t make the cut in the morning editorial meeting.

Journalism 2022 is truly inspiring.