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Right-wing tabloids agonise over how to blame Meghan Markle for Israel-Palestine crisis
Since it is the modus operandi of right-wing tabloids to blame Meghan Markle for literally everything that has ever gone on the world, editorial bigots across the UK have been struggling in recent weeks to find the link between Markle and the Israel-Palestine crisis.
However, in a completely deluded approach to any journalistic integrity, investigative skills, or common sense, they have managed to uncover the truth.
“Markle is undoubtedly singularly responsible for all the tragedies in the Royal Family, and also, the entire world. So it makes sense that she is responsible for this,” said the editor of the Daily Hate.
The breakthrough came when, sitting in an editorial meeting, the team realised that Markle hadn’t been a front-page headline for months.
This sparked suspicions – where has she gone, and what is she up to?
“She’s completely disappeared – right around the time the conflict began. Obviously she’s orchestrating this entire thing. But we’ll be running a 25 page expose in the coming days.”