By Chris Abara
Not (not) the News: November’s Flop Stories
November’s top stories that may or may not have happened, written as they should’ve been.
Londoners Pay £50 to Wander Aimlessly in a Overstimulating Dark Room with Projection
UK’s Winter Energy Plan Involves Turning Off All Lights and Hoping for the Best
Americans Ready to Sit in Traffic for Hours Just to Fight With Relatives Over Turkey
NASA Plans Moon Mining Operation to Solve Earth’s Problems by Exporting Them to Space
Study Reveals Millennials Love Staying In—Mainly Because They Can’t Afford to Go Out
World Leaders Fly Private Jets to Climate Summit to Discuss Carbon Emissions
Chancellor Rachel Reeves Promises Not to Raise Taxes Again – Confirming She Definitely Will
