Experts Confirm ‘Narcissistic Sociopath’ No Longer Sufficient Descriptor After Trump Uses Homicide to Flatter Own Presidency

In what experts are calling the most self-absorbed presidential press release since the time someone mistook a microwave instruction manual for the Emancipation Proclamation, Donald Trump this week managed to eclipse every conceivable standard of poor taste by blaming the tragic deaths of Rob Reiner and his wife Michele on something he insists is a “mind-crippling disease known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME.”

Yes, in a move that has united Democrats, Republicans and actual sane human beings everywhere in collective disbelief, the former president took a moment between drafting lawsuits against the BBC and announcing executive orders declaring cheese a strategic national resource to explain that the acclaimed director reportedly died due to the anger he caused others because he was viciously opposed to Donald Trump’s unmatched magnificence.

Rob Reiner and Michele Singer Reiner were found stabbed to death in their home and their son has been arrested in connection with the incident, yet Trump’s top concern appears to be pivoting the tragedy into a forum for self-congratulatory hero worship.

The post claimed Reiner’s outspoken criticism of Trump somehow caused other people’s emotions to go off the rails, proving once and for all that if there is a spectrum of empathy it ends somewhere between “compassionate condolences” and “blame them for existing.”

Bipartisan voices from late-night hosts to Republican lawmakers called the commentary insensitive, grotesque and bewilderingly detached from reality, with even some Trump allies whispering that a human empathy setting might be useful.

But worry not, America: Trump has assured us that under his wise and benevolent leadership not only are we entering a new Golden Age of America, we might also soon discover the cure for TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, which reliable sources confirm was definitely not invented mid-rant on Truth Social.