Trudeau’s resignation strategy to stay relevant: continue to pretend to be PM

“I Will Carry on Saying I Am Prime Minister of Canada and Nobody Will Know”: Trudeau’s Next Bold Move

After stepping down as Canada’s prime minister, Justin Trudeau has reportedly concocted a plan to remain in power—at least in spirit. Sources close to the former leader claim that Trudeau has decided to simply keep telling people he’s still prime minister. “If I act confident and keep showing up, who’s going to question me?” Trudeau was overheard saying, brushing imaginary maple leaves off his impeccable suit.

Fake It Till You Make It (Again)

Trudeau’s strategy is simple yet audacious: continue attending international summits, waving politely at cameras, and issuing heartfelt apologies for things he’s definitely no longer responsible for. When confronted, Trudeau plans to respond with vague Canadianisms like, “Oh, sorry, I thought I still was, eh?”

Some reports suggest he’s already testing the waters. Last week, he allegedly crashed a cabinet meeting with a tray of Timbits and a rousing speech about carbon neutrality. “Nobody even blinked,” Trudeau said triumphantly. “They thought I was just being me—which I was!”

Taking It Global

Trudeau’s plan extends beyond Canada. His calendar allegedly includes a surprise appearance at the next G7 summit, where he intends to stand behind the actual Canadian prime minister, nodding sagely. “They won’t know who to focus on,” Trudeau explained. “We’re all polite, and half of us are named Justin. It’s foolproof!”

What Could Go Wrong?

Critics worry about potential fallout. “At some point, someone will notice he’s signing documents with ‘Yours, JT,’” one expert noted. Others believe this is peak Trudeau: a perfect mix of charm, audacity, and plausible deniability.

In the meantime, Canadians are reportedly too polite to call him out. “If he wants to pretend he’s still prime minister, good for him,” one voter said. “We weren’t paying attention anyway.”

And really, isn’t pretending to be in charge the most Canadian way to lead?