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Homeowner tells UK: buy a £900,000 fireplace to avoid rising heating bills
“I haven’t turned my heating on for 10 years – but I’ve managed to stay ...
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People with no personality blame singledom on a made up flag
Remember when flags used to be associated with countries, groups or celebrations? Once again, we ...
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Numbers – and words – are misogynistic racists
A maths professor took to Twitter, the agreement forum of ‘say whatever the hell you ...
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World fears grow as London is trapped in a queue time loop
The world has discovered Britains spacetime phenomenon: the Queue. The UK has been preparing for ...
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Journalist achieves remarkable feat of writing about book he’s never read
In a desperate attempt to appease the resentment of getting older, one man with unjustifiable ...
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Cheating husband can’t work out why everyone hates him when he just has so much love to give
Dear Despair, I had an affair with a woman who broke up with me because ...
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Lifestyle sections solve self-indulgent first world problems
Lifestyle sections have essentially transformed into a collection of how not to style your life ...
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Couple warned of construction site shocked to discover construction site
Lockdown restrictions seem to have had a bigger impact on basic mental faculties than previously ...
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Hipsters heartbroken to learn a moustache is not a personality trait
Cities all over the world can generally be divided across a compass – North is ...
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Musician ‘cancels’ a handbag hardly anyone can afford to public confusion
A musician worth around $500 million has written a song listing off her favourite designer ...
