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World fears grow as London is trapped in a queue time loop
The world has discovered Britains spacetime phenomenon: the Queue. The UK has been preparing for ...
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Journalist achieves remarkable feat of writing about book he’s never read
In a desperate attempt to appease the resentment of getting older, one man with unjustifiable ...
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Cheating husband can’t work out why everyone hates him when he just has so much love to give
Dear Despair, I had an affair with a woman who broke up with me because ...
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Lifestyle sections solve self-indulgent first world problems
Lifestyle sections have essentially transformed into a collection of how not to style your life ...
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Couple warned of construction site shocked to discover construction site
Lockdown restrictions seem to have had a bigger impact on basic mental faculties than previously ...
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Hipsters heartbroken to learn a moustache is not a personality trait
Cities all over the world can generally be divided across a compass – North is ...
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Musician ‘cancels’ a handbag hardly anyone can afford to public confusion
A musician worth around $500 million has written a song listing off her favourite designer ...
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World stunned as woman buys dinner while visiting her boyfriend
A woman visited her boyfriend in Australia, ordered some food in an Italian restaurant, and ...
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Reporters confirm presence of sun during heatwave
Amid the frenzied heatwave panic, one Sky News reporter took to a train station in ...
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Beachfront visitors appalled at presence of grass
Visitors to Weymouth beach have been heartbroken to discover that nature takes its own course. ...
