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Not (not) the News: November’s Flop Stories
November’s top stories that may or may not have happened, written as they should’ve been. ...
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British public forget how voting works in petition tantrum
Over two million Brits have apparently decided that one month after Keir Starmer’s historic election ...
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Starmer recruits stormtroopers to stop people saying mean things
It was bound to happen. After months of Keir Starmer enduring Twitter slights such as ...
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BoJo Declares Trump’s Comeback Proof of His Own Inevitable Destiny
In the most humbling of revelations, Boris Johnson, former prime minister and current self-appointed Champion ...
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Not (not) the News: October’s Flop Stories
October’s top stories that may or may not have happened, written as they should’ve been. ...
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Patriots who demanded deportation and de-citizenship of all criminals realise maybe it isn’t about immigration at all
In a shocking twist of fate, self-proclaimed British patriots—who have long bellowed for the deportation ...
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New ‘Transformers’ film promotes unrealistic body standards
Hollywood has done it again, folks. Just when you thought we were making progress with ...
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Front page exclusive: two people buy a holiday home
In earth-shattering, stop-the-presses news that you definitely needed to know, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle ...
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Youth mobility scheme faces immobility
In his latest appearance, Prime Minister Starmer strode towards Brussels, seemingly prepared for a showdown, ...
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Not (not) the News: September’s Flop Stories
September’s top stories that may or may not have happened, written as they should’ve been. ...
