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Teenagers defeat Time itself after not being able to read it
In a groundbreaking victory against the tyranny of ticking hands, schools have begun removing analogue ...
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Starmer faces PMQs alone after suspending entire party
Sir Keir Starmer found himself sitting alone at PMQs this morning after suspending every other ...
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World tunes in to Superb Owl only to find men playing not-actually-rugby
As millions across the globe tuned in on Sunday expecting an avian spectacle of epic ...
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Trump’s “Gaza Takeover” Plan Unveiled After Skyscraper Blueprint Falls Out of His Pocket
President Donald Trump, never one to shy away from grandiose real estate ambitions, has reportedly ...
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Not (not) the News: January’s Flop Stories
January’s top stories that may or may not have happened, written as they should’ve been. ...
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ChatGPT vs DeepSeek: the generational war of AI
Like Millenials v Gen Z, ChatGPT and DeepSeek have gone head to head over who ...
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Right-ring extremists see signal to distribute Meinkampf after Elon Musk “lifts his arm”
While most people might opt for a thumbs-up or a simple wave, Musk decided to ...
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The grand trial of 2025: Israel v Peace
In an unprecedented legal maneuver, Benjamin Netanyahu has decided that the best way to secure ...
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Trudeau’s resignation strategy to stay relevant: continue to pretend to be PM
“I Will Carry on Saying I Am Prime Minister of Canada and Nobody Will Know”: ...
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This Christmas, show the people you say you love how much you don’t
Ah, love. That ineffable, sacred bond between two souls—ort he perfect excuse to act like ...
