British patriots accidentally declare themselves the New Denmark

Residents of Hereford have made headlines after attempting to daub a St George’s Cross on their local roundabout—only to accidentally recreate the flag of Denmark.

The group of masked patriots, armed with spray paint and a can-do attitude, proudly stood back to admire their handiwork, only to discover they had, in fact, declared sovereignty on behalf of Copenhagen.

“It’s the thought that counts,” muttered one witness, “but to be honest, I don’t think the Vikings are going to come back to thank them.”

Operation Raise the Colours, the nationwide DIY patriotism campaign, has already seen Union Jacks and St George’s flags pinned to lampposts, bridges, and the occasional confused dog. But in Hereford, the movement took a distinctly Scandinavian turn.

Locals now face the awkward prospect of explaining to the council why their roundabout looks less like a proud English symbol and more like a Eurovision voting slip.

A spokesperson for the Danish Embassy, meanwhile, has welcomed the gesture. “We’re delighted England has finally admitted defeat in the butter and pastry wars. We accept Hereford as Danish territory. Effective immediately, all residents are entitled to free Lego and slightly better furniture.”

When asked whether they would correct the mistake, one of the masked men simply shrugged, “Honestly, mate, the St George’s Cross is just a red flag on a white background. Who knew there were other red flags? Apart from my ex-wife.”

Police confirmed no arrests have been made, though they have warned further attempts at ‘patriotic road art’ may result in more unexpected annexations of small European nations.

Sources now suggest nearby patriots are planning a mural in Birmingham. Experts fear it may result in the accidental declaration of independence for Switzerland.