Unknown fireball spotted in the sky, scaring nation

An unidentified burning orb has been spotted hovering ominously over the United Kingdom. Panic has ensued as confused citizens, long accustomed to a sky dominated by thick, dreary clouds, struggle to make sense of this sudden celestial anomaly. Reports indicate that people across the country have been shielding their eyes, squinting at the sky, and asking, “What is that? And why does it feel… warm?”

Eyewitnesses describe the object as “blindingly bright” and “suspiciously cheerful.” Some have even claimed that exposure to it has caused an unfamiliar sensation on their skin, later identified by experts as warmth.

Scientists have confirmed that this fiery sphere is, in fact, the Sun, a long-forgotten cosmic entity rumored to make brief appearances in British folklore. However, skepticism remains high.

Retailers have also been caught off guard by the sudden change. Panic-buying has shifted from bread and milk to sunglasses and factor 50 sunscreen, with pasty Brits frantically slathering themselves in protection against the unknown. Supermarkets have been forced to restock their barbecue sections months ahead of schedule, as hopeful shoppers prepare for what experts predict will be at least two consecutive days of nice weather.

Meanwhile, government officials have advised caution. “We understand that the appearance of the Sun is a deeply unsettling event for many,” a spokesperson from the Met Office announced. “But we urge citizens not to be alarmed. Please remember to stay hydrated, wear appropriate protection, and, most importantly, do not attempt to stare directly at it—no matter how fascinating it may seem.”

As the nation grapples with this unexpected visitor, meteorologists predict the Sun’s presence will be short-lived, with grey skies and rain making a triumphant return by the weekend. Until then, Britons will do their best to survive this harrowing ordeal—armed with sunglasses, patio furniture, and a slight sense of impending doom.